Boy howdy, goats can do that. My daughter’s brother in law raised goats. He was going to take 4 to market. When he was leaning down in the pen, he got butted in the face. the horns barely missed his right eye. He had dual purple marks across his forehead and right under his eye. He looked like he went 15 rounds with Joe Frazier. Needless to say, rather than 4 goats going to market, there were five.....
That sounds pretty aggressive - but usually the funny thing is how they knock you @ss over teakettle out of nowhere with no hostile intent. You’re flying and the goat’s like, la-di-dah, gamboling through the clover. Billys can undoubtedly be quite scary tho. #farmdays
Hahahahaha. You weave a fine tale, goodman.
I woulda liked this one better.
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"Needless to say, rather than 4 goats going to market, there were 3".
Bagster