You have a point, the kitchen floor isn't gonna scrub itself and Burqa chick sure isn't gonna do it.
"Well, you don't have a mop and I only get down on my hands and knees for Captain Smith........when we play twister, stop looking at me like that!"
So I noticed some of our dear friends gave this thread some interesting keywords such as "Black Panthers" and "Malcolm X". Let's see if we can't get Malcolm to talk to us. We'll need a little help from our resident necromancer, Mel, oh Mel.....
"Got you covered!"
"What the hell?"
Oh no don't worry, it's only Chicago. How ya doing Malcolm?
"What? What happened? I was in New York."
Oh, the Nation of Islam had you killed, sorry.
"I guess I'm doing pretty bad then."
"OMG Malcom I'm a HUUUUUUGE fan!!!!"
"Miss, I must ask you wear the hijab in my presence."
So Malc, what do you think about the NFL this season?
"I don't really follow it, I wish more Negros would be allowed to play. But it's hard not to like Johnny Unitas, I love his haircut. I like this young colored man drafted by your team here in Chicago, what are they called, the Cows? His name is Gale Sayers, keep your eye on that one."
"Gayle Sayers! Legend!!!!!! I wish I'd played with him."
"Did this poor girl escape from a mental hospital? She thinks she can play football!?!"
"Hey! I'm a boy Mr. X! And I did play football till the MAN COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA to keep me out!!!!"
"Yikes. You should speak with Johhny Unitas about seeing his barber."