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These are different gators and such...

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This one might be the same one.

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[NohSpinZone]

Oh, I was thinking about the wrong Chubbs.

[dfwgator]

Go Gators!

[AF_Blue]

Gator Lakes Golf Course: If your ball goes in the weeds, let it lie.

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Also in Florida...

Could be same.

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Florida Man Caught Having Sex With Alligator He Kept Tied Up In His Backyard

July 16, 2015

Florida raises the stakes yet again. We’re used to seeing all kinds of bizarre shit going down there, but this one is pretty much unthinkable, just in terms of how practical it is.

The story revolves around a 59 year old guy called Rupert Darwin who lives in the sparsely populated Everglade City, which is home to roughly 400 people. Not really much of a city then.

Darwin lives in the outskirts, works as a fisherman and keeps himself to himself according to residents. They also describe him as odd, although I’m not really sure if anyone could have prepared them for how odd he actually turned out to be.

It transpired that Darwin had a 12 foot alligator tied up and blindfolded in his backyard and that he would regularly rape the animal multiple times a day. He was discovered after an unnamed nature hiker walked past his place and overheard the dirty deed going on – he also heard Darwin talking dirty to the alligator:

” It was the darndest thing. I was performing a nature walk but I got a little off the beaten track when I got lost because my compass stopped working after I sat on it by accident.

I came across this wooden hut in the woods and was going to go in to ask them for directions when I heard someone shouting in the backyard.

I walked over there and heard Darwin growling: ‘next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.’

It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen. The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a shit that Darwin was having sex with it.

Needless to say I hightailed it out of there. It took me another seven hours to find a road without my compass but I’m still glad I didn’t go anywhere near that guy.”

http://www.sickchirpse.com/florida-man-caught-sex-alligator

[Daffynition]

Someone I know well, played golf for Florida Southern. He said you had to know all the gators, in all the water hazards at the courses they had to play at. Funny stories he has.

[Zirondelle]

I hope no one tries to hurt Chubb!

[Mashood]

I have a feeling Chubbs is going to get a free trip to Alligator Alley.