[Reno89519]

...and unfortunately the kid's mom won't discipline him. The victim can't slap the kid either. So now the police get involved. I'd say throw the kid's parents in jail to impress upon them to better raise and discipline their kid.

And grab? Or bump into? Or what?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

As I’ve told a minor “thug” before:
“It’s a fair trade off. I spend 90 days in jail and you spend 90 days in a hospital recovering.”