Climate Rape?
I think you’re right. Bret Kavanaugh was guilty of Climate Rape back in high school, right?
Jeez Louise. It's a real thing.
Comrades,
With a heavy heart I am hereby confessing to all of you that I have participated in raping the climate.
You see, Comrades, I have a lawn mower. (Double confession: I have destroyed environments where insects like to hide as I cut the lawn.) The manual says you must not leave "old gas" not to be confused with old gas bags like Hillary, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi or aging Senators like Bernie, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, etc. in the mower over the winter or it will harm the motor. I had half a tank of gas in the mower which amounted to maybe 1/3 of a gallon of gas.
I had a dilemma, Comrades. Do I let the mower get ruined and have to buy a new one, thus being guilty of all sorts of climate rape for making a new mower - or do I just idle the mower (no more grass to cut since it's cold) to use up the gas?
Well, I chose the latter. Comrades, I wasted 1/3 gallon of gas and thereby raped the climate. I sincerely denounce myself! I feel so guilty for spewing so much carbon in the environment!
You know, my lawn mower is not carbon neutral like Dear Leader's glorious air chariots. He has one air chariot to carry himself and another to carry his multiple vehicles across the ocean to climate hysteria change conferences. But as they belong to Dear Leader, they do not dump carbon in the environment. And when Dear Leader eats a thousand dollar meal complete with foie gras, that does not contribute any carbon into the environment because it is glorious Dear Leader. He richly deserves his thousand dollar meal because he reads speeches from his TOTUS about global warming and income inequality. But nothing he does contributes to any of this.
Comrades, is there anything you are doing to contribute to climate rape? Would you like to confess it here?
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/confessing-climate-rape-t17271.html