Posted on 10/10/2018 8:54:42 AM PDT by Gamecock
A man who listed his girlfriend for sale on eBay as a prank was shocked when the bids reached over $119,000 within 24 hours.
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Dale Leeks, who lives in London, “wanted to have a laugh” so he thought it would be funny to list his girlfriend of one year, Kelly Greaves, on the auction site, CTV News reports.
He described her condition as “for parts or not working” and wrote that she “starts OK but after that there’s a constant whining noise that I can’t seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see that she’s been used.
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This proves at least two things about the English.
1. Apparently their eyesight is worse than their teeth.
2. They all have gobs of disposable cash just lying around doing nothing productive with it.
I can imagine the crap we will all hear from our WAGS when they catch wind of this....
More importantly, can she operate on an ironing board?
He might live in London, but with wit like that, he HAS to be Irish!
Wanted: Good Woman: Must Be Able To Clean, Cook, Sew, Dig Worms And Clean Fish. Must Have Boat And Motor. Please Send Pictures Of Boat And Motor.
There were similar t-shirts at the gun shows in the 1990’s.
once ya get past the used part it might not be bad...
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