“A kid was eaten by an alligator at Disney Land, while on vacation”
Why was the alligator on vacation? Inquiring minds want to know.
Because everyone deserves a vacation. Geesh.
“Why was the alligator on vacation? Inquiring minds want to know.”
For the same reason many people go on vacation, so it could eat things it really enjoys. In other words, there must be tastier kids at Disney Land.
Alligators have to have some downtime occasionally, too.