Posted on 10/07/2018 10:43:49 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK
In the proletarian utopia of Next Tuesday™, the election cycles will merge into one glorious, never-ending master cycle wherein successful candidates will begin their reelection campaigns immediately upon taking office (with a mere one-week period to redecorate their offices and make sure the interns are 'suited' to public 'service').
In order to build such a wonderful future society it is imperative that we return the Party of the People™ to their rightful offices. Therefore, and inspired by news nobody has time to write about, I present you with slogans hand-crafted by DNC© Political Scienticians™ to frighten coerce intimidate bully strong-arm terrorize convince the proles to vote in best interests of the Party. Feel free to add your own, comrades; the more the better to achieve total electoral victory!*
Always believe the woman. Never believe the man.
Always believe the accusation - never the facts
Insanity is the new normal.let’s investigate everyone.
Thanks Iron Munro:
How does one know if one is sane- if everyone else is insane
Our task is to Stand against all that
The USA stands for.
VOTE DEMOCRAT Because You Are
Too Stupid To Take Care Of Yourself
VOTE DEMOCRAT So We
Can Continue Killing Unborn Babies
VOTE DEMOCRAT Because We Can’t
Get A Real Job In The Private Sector
Vote Democrat
We hate.
VOTE DEMOCRAT Because Trump
Is Ruining Everything For Us
VOTE DEMOCRAT
Or We Will Unleash A Fire Storm On You
VOTE DEMOCRAT Because
The USA Is Evil And You
All Have Shit For Brains
“Always believe the woman. Never believe the man.”
“Always believe the woman. Never believe the man. Unless the man is a Democrat.”
How about:
“Democrats believed Tawana Brawley”
“Democrats kiss Al Sharpton’s crooked ass”
“Democrats believed the stripper against the Duke lacrosse team members”
“Democrats Believed Hillary and Rice about the Benghazi Videotape”
“Democrats Believed That John Kerry was in Cambodia for Christmas, Dec. 1969”
“Kerry Believes He was in Cambodia for Christmas, Dec. 1969”
“Democrat groups take George Soros blood money”
“Little Debby Wasserman Schulz was just a friend of Awan the Pakistani computer hacker”
“Hillary survived sniper fire in Bosnia”
“Democrats believed that she read all 33,000 emails before she deleted each one single-handledly”
“Dems Believed Bill Clinton when he said “I didn’t have sex with that woman””
“Dems Believed Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi Every Time They Opened Their Mouths”
The Democrats NEVER had KKK leaders in their party”
“Dems believe that Ted Kennedy NEVER had any Soviet Collusion plans”
“Dems Believe that giving a terrorist nation (Iran) $1.5 BILLION is the way to peace and will save Israel from destruction)”
“Dems believed Obama - PERIOD”
“Dems Believed Harry Reid’s Mr. Anonymous about Mitt Romney Not Paying Taxes”
“Dems Believed that Venezuela Marxist dictator Hugo Chavez was good for that country”
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