Joke my daughter told me today:
A bunny asks a baker: Do you have any carrot cakes?
The baker replies: No.
Next day the bunny asks the baker: Do you have any carrot cakes?
The baker replies: No.
Day after that the bunny asks the baker: Do you have any carrot cakes?
The baker replies: Yes I have a hundred carrot cakes.
The bunny says: I hate carrot cakes!
It’s in Ireland.
Duck walks into a bakery. “D’ya have any spare bread, laddy?”
Baker: “Nae, duck, I have nae bread for ya!”
Next day, duck walks back in. “D’ya have any spare bread t’day, laddy?”
Baker: “Nae, duck! I have nae damned bread for ya!!!!”
Next day, duck walks back in. “How about t’day? D’ya have any spare bread t’day, laddy?”
Baker: “NAE, DUCK! AN’ IF YA ASK ME AGAIN, I’ll NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!”
Next day, duck walks back in. The baker glowers at the duck. The duck looks back. Finally, the duck ask, “D’ya have any nails?”
The baker is surprised. “Why nae, duck, I haven’t any nails!”
The duck pauses for a minute. “Good. D’ya have any spare bread?”