It’s in Ireland.
Duck walks into a bakery. “D’ya have any spare bread, laddy?”
Baker: “Nae, duck, I have nae bread for ya!”
Next day, duck walks back in. “D’ya have any spare bread t’day, laddy?”
Baker: “Nae, duck! I have nae damned bread for ya!!!!”
Next day, duck walks back in. “How about t’day? D’ya have any spare bread t’day, laddy?”
Baker: “NAE, DUCK! AN’ IF YA ASK ME AGAIN, I’ll NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!”
Next day, duck walks back in. The baker glowers at the duck. The duck looks back. Finally, the duck ask, “D’ya have any nails?”
The baker is surprised. “Why nae, duck, I haven’t any nails!”
The duck pauses for a minute. “Good. D’ya have any spare bread?”
You nailed it!