I am a do-”nut”. Meaning I could never pass by a donut without desiring to eat it. The one exception is a Krispy Kreme donut. They are greasy and tasteless. Never understood the popularity. Oh well....to each his own I guess.
Interestingly, the local KK still has it's "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign, even though they no longer make the donuts there, but instead at some central facility. False advertising at its worst.