[Starboard]

I wouldn’t listen to the NFL is Sarah Palin and Nikki Haley were the announcers.

[Calvin Locke]

Almost 20 years ago, I was scanning the radio, probably a Friday, and some sports show had a couple of porn chicks making (weekly?) predictions, attempting to sex up saying the names of the teams or whatever.

I had moved on from even casual interest in the NFL, but I was intrigued by the marketing attempt and how low they could go in what was becoming a fading medium.

[Hyman Roth]

I wouldn’t listen to the NFL is Sarah Palin and Nikki Haley were the announcers.

I would watch if they announced the game in fish net stockings