Using the words of the 2nd accuser:
After six days of carefully assessing my memories and consulting with my attorney, I feel confident enough of my recollections to say that I remember Brett Kavanaugh fighting for ISIS”
Words of fourth accuser to come out by end of business today: After consulting with my attorney and various members of the DNCs helpful repressed memory department, I can state with confidence Brett Kavenaugh is indeed one of the reptilians supported by the Bildebergers in the grassy knoll.