You owe me:
One shiny new MacBook Pro...cos my screen and keyboard are so closely connected...and you need to post *spew* alerts...ya have any idea how much it hurts to laugh Diet Coke out your nose????
How about we have Avanetti set you up with a GoFundMe when this is all over?
I can't stop laughing now. I wonder if real Coca Cola is worse than the fake stuff for blowing-out-of-nose?