[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: thinking about having legs cut off at the knees and renting myself out as a yard gnome ::

Get some shoe-shine and go the “yard-jockey” route. Better vitriol from the local SJW.

[haffast]

“””Get some shoe-shine and go the “yard-jockey” route. Better vitriol from the local SJW.”””

I like it! Can you imagine when the “yard-jockey” spoke?

I knew that you could.

#splodyheadmonday