What Cletus learned...game by game
Cleveland is lucky, Jets aren’t.
Pix: Against both unless Jets are at home.
Buffalo is better than Minnesota.
Pix: Home team for both
Cincy played on the rumor, FigNewtons bought on the news.
Pix: Home teams but watch Cincy
Denver is terrible.
Pix: Baltimore if home, shade from opposition if away.
Green Bay is better. Wha Hoppen, Big?
Pix: GB, home or away. Skins +@home
Philly rides the SB. They are that good but watch out for away games
Pix: ++Philly, noDolts at any venue.
Atlanta played up and didn’t win. Saints are real.
++Saints, + Falcs at home, nowhere else.
Houston is better than that. Giants? Not so much.
Pix: Houston, any venue. noGiants, any venue
Miami? Really?
Pix: Oakland if @ home - tossup away. Miami gets a beat down.
Yep..the neenerse THAT bad.
Pix: noNeeners. KC? Better at home buit can win on the road.
J’ville played up. Titans were, well, Titanic.
Take Jville, any venue. TitS? ^maybe^ at home.
I wavered on picking the Rams. They can make the playoffs.
Pix: I’ll consider them a wild-card team. Chargers? Home is a safe bet; road is a toss dependent on foe.
Sorry, Impy. ‘Zona wasn’t paying attention in class. The 1st Place Bears (huh? WTF!) will be looking up at the playoff contenders.
Pix: noBears. ‘Zona at home, 50/50 on road.
Sorry Bender, Dallas will make those cold-ones lukewarm. Good news is...the SeaHags will finish right next door to the Boys.
Pix: Boys at home, loss away. Hags? Who cares...let me know when the have paid attendance numbers.
My Chops beat the Patties? Anomaly ALert!
Pix: Lions...Patricia isn’t cool. Pats, any venue.
Stoolers played like they should but, they might be wild-card fodder.
Pix: Rothy, any venue. Tampa Baters, maybe home.
YMMV
Now...watch me pick 180-degrees away from this list!
Well...except for the Lions.
#noLions