Also, word is they are switching to the NHL where they might fare better than they have in MLB....
From National Lampoon’s fictional Letters From the Editors:
Dear Sirs:
Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets,
Come on out and beat the Mets
—The NY Mets
(Then, after Mets beat Red Sox in 86 world series)
Dear Boston Red Sox:
You guys could choke on sherbert.
—The New York Mets