Monty Python told us this years ago!
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It’s orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
This is all wrong. Everything in the universe is revolving around me. I’m not moving at all, unless I head to a Starbucks to complain about Trump.
Sincerely,
A Millennial Snowflake.