This is all wrong. Everything in the universe is revolving around me. I’m not moving at all, unless I head to a Starbucks to complain about Trump.
Sincerely,
A Millennial Snowflake.
Re: our planet....and other stuff:
“It’s a small world...but I wouldn’t want to paint it” (h/t Steven Wright)
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
Hahahahahah!