[Disestablishmentarian]

“No, I didn’t break your lawnmower. I never borrowed it. And besides, it was already broken when I borrowed it.”

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"And you don't own a lawnmower anyway; you don't have a lawn; I think you broke my lawnmower."

[generally]

haha!

If you weren’t an honest man, you could get a job writing for the newsreaders/DS.

Of course you have to space those points out over a few days or even years.