What we need is teeny tiny little spacemen.
Spacemen about the size of, oh, let’s say Barbie.
We could send Ken and Barbie to the moon.
NASA could sell Barbie Moon Bases and use the profits to fund something really important...........like phasers.
Little phasers. Little Barbie-sized phasers.
Then, Barbie could phaserize any moon monsters.
You know.
Like Joy Behar.
Wouldn’t you want a phaser if you were circling the moon and Joy Behar jumped out of some moon cave and that big head of hers made the sunny side of the moon go dark?
I’d want a phaser.
Zeeeep! Take that Joy Behar Moon Monster!
Back to the depths of that foul moon cave you come from.
Do you know why Barbie never had kids ?
Ken came in another box