[GingisK]

Who in the Wild Wild World of Sports keeps capped and fused dynamite with candles? Who can't tell the difference between a fuse and a candle wick? Who can't tell the difference between a candle and a stick of dynamite, even in the dark? Who has that around like that who doesn't know you could just pull the fuse and cap out of the dynamite?

I think there is more to the story.

[Responsibility2nd]

I think there is more to the story.

 

Maybe her husband is thinking  - "Dammit. Now I gotta come up with a Plan B."

[cherry]

in most households, its the “man” who goes and gets the flashlights or candles from the basement....