Polls are bogus. What demographic
was polled? Downtown NYC?
For the first time in my 63 years
of walking on earth I was subject
to a political poll about a week
ago. After answering that I was
an avid Trump supporter, and that
all illegal alien invaders be deported,
the pollster hung up on me.
I’m Dang sure I’m going to vote,
and I’m double Dang sure those
who vote like me, are well aware
of the importance of the upcoming
midterms.
You are doing it wrong. I get polled during political season 2 to 3 times a week. The pollsters are $12 dollar an hour morons. Sometimes I am Shanequa, sometimes Pocahontas, sometimes Sranell, sometimes Jose, sometimes Maria sometimes I am 18 and a half, sometimes 65. The goal is to poison their data sets. If it is a push poll I mess with the pollster. I keep them on the phone as long as I can. Costs them more money. Make them repeat questions. Ask for explanations. My record so far is keeping a push poller on the phone for three hours and making them cry at the end.
Of course polls are rigged.
An even better strategy is to tape the postage paid return envelope for donations to a concrete block and mailing it.
That statement will get pollsters off of the phone faster than flies landing on the sugar bowl.
I love to jerk them off, I've pretended that I'm a 39 year old latino, lesbian, rosa rivera, with 7 kids but this only works with automated polls, otherwise they will recognize my voice is not that of a 39 year old rug muncher.