Ohhh....That one makes much sense. :)
You're normally scheduled Blue Wave has been cancelled. Please report to Gate 7.
Hahahaha.
Bagster
:: You’re normally scheduled Blue Wave has been cancelled. Please report to Gate 7. ::
Attention Derp passengers. There has been a gate change. Your flight will now be boarding from Gate 9 in Terminal E. Thank you. Mr. Ed Snowden, please pick up a white courtesy phone.