[Publius]

You will burn in Heck for that. There will be a bed waiting for you by the Lake of Fire.

OK, in Heck it's more like a Puddle of Fire, and sometimes they pour the fuel on the ground and don't bother to light it up.

[Steven W.]

Because of the sound of cracking no name’s arm being shoved back into the casket? Or something else? lol ;)

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Nah, a hotpad and warm cocoa.