[sodpoodle]

Probably not a true story;)

[G Larry]

I keep seeing an ad on DISH for a movie with a dude complaining,

"I can't believe she was sleeping with my barber."

[elteemike]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work...You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

“I do what You say and I feel great..

I be at work soon...You got nice house!”

[FLT-bird]

Did you hear about the big fight at the barber shop?

The barbers were cutting two guys’ hair. When the barbers finished with them both, one of the barbers opened a bottle of cologne and asked the first customer if he wanted any. Smelling the Cologne, the first customer said “Phew! Don’t put any of that on me. My wife will think I’ve been to a French whorehouse.”

The second customer then said “barber, you can put some of that cologne on me. My wife wouldn’t know what a French whorehouse smells like......”

[\/\/ayne]

A playwright in ancient Greece came home and accused his wife of having an affair.

Wife: That's impossible! You can smell yourself that my hair is not perfumed!

Playwright: Can't people have an affair without perfumed hair?

Wife: I certainly couldn't!

[Libloather]

My wife says that I don’t listen to her - or something like that.