CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work.”
The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work...You try that.”
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
“I do what You say and I feel great..
I be at work soon...You got nice house!”
Funny jokes..