I hang around the shack with my buddy the pro. The actual calls are not quite as bad, but close....
How long does it take to play the 19th?
Caller: I haven’t played this course before, is there anything unusual? Staff: There’s a hazard on hole 9, caused an injury last week. Caller: What happened!? Staff: Guy fell off the ball washer.
My daughter was a dispatcher at the local 911 for fifteen years.
I need to get some of her tales written down.
From maddening to pitiful to roflmao funny. All in one night.
Women Golfer: I got stung by a bee!
Golf Pro: Where?
Women Golfer: Between the first and second hole.
Golf Pro: Your stance is too wide!
