Have they fined the ocean for moving rocks around??
Money hungry government controllers - they are taking every pleasure away from curious children and adults.
1 posted on
08/27/2018 4:57:11 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Have they fined the ocean for moving rocks around?? Quite possibly the POST OF THE MONTH!
2 posted on
08/27/2018 4:59:11 AM PDT by
ealgeone
(SCRIPTURE DOES NOT CHANGE!)
To: sodpoodle
Is there a brush to knock all of the grains of sand from your shoes, sandals, or feet?
To: sodpoodle
"...[T]he fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt."
Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
If everyone takes one stone...
4 posted on
08/27/2018 5:02:00 AM PDT by
ExGeeEye
(For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
To: sodpoodle
>>Local resident Jackie Carpenter said: ‘They [the signs] ruin the view and they also provide a horrible ‘police-state’ sort of environment.’
the police state is already there, the signs just put visitors on notice
To: sodpoodle
In Hawaii they handle the problem by cursing the rocks if removed.
Go to the heliport in Volcanoes National Park (I think — we stopped there on our helo tour of the volcanoes) — they have a whole museum of rocks that have been returned with letters attesting to the terrible things that happened to people who took them.
(cue “Brady Bunch cursed icon” music)
6 posted on
08/27/2018 5:04:36 AM PDT by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: sodpoodle
Typed like 4 paragraphs before I realized you said Curious children.
Could have sworn you said Furious children, and I was going to go all in.
My bad.
8 posted on
08/27/2018 5:07:39 AM PDT by
1_Inch_Group
(If a lion could speak, we could not understand him)
To: sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
I guess forget trying to skip a stone? Are they forced to go into the water to retrieve the rock? Looney. (I expected the rocks to at least be pretty.)
12 posted on
08/27/2018 5:25:47 AM PDT by
zlala
To: sodpoodle
BamBam is gonna be pissed. (couldn’t help it).
14 posted on
08/27/2018 5:28:08 AM PDT by
RedwM
To: sodpoodle
The case emerged after complaints that beach visitors are being 'aggressively' threatened with prosecution for taking stones home from Crackington Haven.Well, at least they named it correctly.
15 posted on
08/27/2018 5:30:54 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
To: sodpoodle
The dang British.
So many worthless laws, rules and government acts.
Here's some of their silliness from the 1960s:
I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
19 posted on
08/27/2018 5:45:56 AM PDT by
Alas Babylon!
(MAGAMarchOnWashington.com)
To: sodpoodle
Maybe Billy can be billed for depositing pebbles on the Normandy beach
24 posted on
08/27/2018 6:24:22 AM PDT by
spokeshave2
(TrumpÂ’s building an underground railroad - a way off the plantation to freedom, jobs, and dignity)
To: sodpoodle
But organized rape of young girls...well...whatever...
To: sodpoodle
he could not mail them?????
30 posted on
08/27/2018 8:31:18 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
To: sodpoodle
THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW GOVERNMENT IS TOO BIG, AND FILLED WITH IDIOTS
31 posted on
08/27/2018 8:31:46 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
To: sodpoodle
They never heard of FedEx?
38 posted on
08/27/2018 9:16:26 AM PDT by
Kickass Conservative
(The way Liberals carry on about Deportation, you would think "Mexico" was Spanish for "Auschwitz".)
To: sodpoodle
How can they be sure he bought the same pebbles back...? Did anyone check...?
39 posted on
08/27/2018 9:55:05 AM PDT by
Mr Radical
(In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act)
To: sodpoodle
They should sue the Sun and the Moon, which impact the tides causing rocks to move around.
Sure, why not sue God, too, since he made the whole ecosystem.
/sarc?
44 posted on
08/27/2018 1:47:08 PM PDT by
ro_dreaming
(Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
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