"I issued the decree to ensure safety... Several bathers were really afraid -- he even lifted up a woman bather with his snout," Lars told the local newspaper
1 posted on
08/27/2018 4:24:14 AM PDT by
McGruff
To: McGruff
If you can’t by law, kill it…capture it and put it in an aquarium
2 posted on
08/27/2018 4:31:43 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: McGruff
Naughty dolphin causes French beach ban "Free Willy!"
3 posted on
08/27/2018 4:35:46 AM PDT by
Jonah Hex
To: McGruff
Sounds like they need to import a female dolphin.
6 posted on
08/27/2018 5:03:12 AM PDT by
Bratch
("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
To: McGruff
It must have been molested by it’s teacher.
To: McGruff
And on the other side of humanity, a lawyer:
Lawyer Erwan Le Cornec told AFP he plans to file a petition to overturn the restrictions on the grounds of administrative over-reach.
“How many accidents involving a dolphin and a human have occurred in the region of Finistere since the two species have lived side-by-side?” he asked scornfully. “None.”
“With this decree the mayor is trying to make out that the dolphin is almost like a ferocious beast, something that is completely unpredictable, able to drown people.”
This lawyer should be made to track down grizzlies, or European wolves, using nothing more than honey and blood. A dolphin in the wild is just that, in the wild.
8 posted on
08/27/2018 5:06:16 AM PDT by
texas booster
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To: McGruff
As most experienced Scuba Divers can tell you, this is not uncommon and totally harmless.
Oh and BTW, the dolphins are not gay or trans, or and such permutation.
We always looked it as having a date for the day.
12 posted on
08/27/2018 6:15:42 AM PDT by
Zathras
To: McGruff
13 posted on
08/27/2018 6:18:19 AM PDT by
dis.kevin
(Dry white toast)
To: everyone
Maybe we are related.
14 posted on
08/27/2018 6:22:06 AM PDT by
McGruff
To: McGruff
They are big and they are all muscle.
18 posted on
08/27/2018 7:05:35 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: McGruff
They call him F***r, F***r, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is hornier than he,
And we know F***r, lives in a world full of wonder,
F***ing there-under, under the sea!
20 posted on
08/27/2018 7:41:58 AM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: McGruff
What would Mr. Limpet have to say?
21 posted on
08/27/2018 7:42:35 AM PDT by
jetson
(TOTAL)
To: McGruff
You know what fish do in water, doancha?
23 posted on
08/27/2018 8:45:41 AM PDT by
Libloather
(Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
To: McGruff
Uncontrollably horny - boy, could I sing a bar of that tune!
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