[Scott from the Left Coast]

It happened when Midelfart went to the bathroom?

There’s stuff that just can’t be made up.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Can't say he doesn't have good taste.

[GnuThere]

And not only does she have that name, to be forever known as the date of the evening when Trump hit on Melania. Of course being a player, it’s something he had probably done a lot, but the other throwaways didn’t have the misfortune of coming with him when future FLOTUS was at the party.

[Albion Wilde]

It happened when Midelfart went to the bathroom? There’s stuff that just can’t be made up.

I know, right? Just think, if she had been named Grossfart or Kleinfart, the entire course of history might have been different.