Posted on 08/22/2018 2:42:22 PM PDT by glorgau
Men can be women. Trout can be Salmon. What’s the big deal? Maybe Ayn should have said A is B.
Well, if the trout really believes it’s a salmon...
And we can stop with the “imitation” crab. If I say it’s crab, it’s crab.
I’m sure I can tell the difference between trout and sockeye salmon just fine.
Well, some trout are of the salmonid family. Some are of the Char family.
Mike Trout?
Well, if it self-identifies as a salmon it’s okay..............
In an early computer science class I took, someone in the class couldn't get something to compile. The teacher pointed out a spelling error in her code.
The student said 'but shouldn't it know what I mean?'
Not entirely true. Steelhead trout are rainbows that, like salmon, go out to sea and return to freshwater to spawn.
Where's the label on a fish? Maybe if they made the ink waterproof ...
Typical.
I love the compiler errors nowadays. “You need a semicolon here.” “You did not spell this correctly.” I wonder sometimes why it does not just fix it when it is that obvious. However, I then remember just how dumb compilers and computers actually are, and cringe at the possible damage.
I guess we should stop allowing fish imports from China.
“I’m sure I can tell the difference between trout and sockeye salmon just fine.”
Personally I think the trout smokes better.
It probably does.
I cook my salmon in an iron skillet with olive oil and soy sauce to very medium rare.
I don’t care for smoked salmon as much bc it’s generally kind of over cooked and dry.
Dog tastes just like Chicken
It has often struck me that the reason nobody can understand God is that God is a private buried in a base class of 'man.' It's effects are everywhere, obvious, undeniable, but if you try to access it explicitly, and you think all that exists is only what you can see, not gonna happen.
With practice though being a man, unlike software, (or maybe you can cast yourself as the baseclass) ... you can in fact kind of access it almost directly, or you use some of your protected and public methods that more directly affect it immediately, but not directly. God seems private and final in an ancestor class.
Alas I digress! Not all life is software.
Trying to never buy food sourced in China? That’s a challenge! Lots of stuff gets shipped to other countries for the different labeling. E.g., honey.
What about trouser trout?
Okay Obama but I doubt it. Not even in the same family of meats. Dog eaters should turn cannibal until they eat each other into extinction. You heard it here first. ;)
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