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A Nutria caught in a trap placed by biologists with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife, at the China Island state wildlife area near Gustine, Ca. on Wed. May 2, 2018. The Nutria is a threat to agriculture, water infrastructure and wetlands according the the California Department of Fish and Wildlife.
Clearly a lot of Nutriaphobia around here
Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.
Well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.
Let people in CA (really) own guns and legalize all year hunting of them.
The 200+ pound Rat problem is the real threat.
The Venezuelans are hungry.
Catch them, butcher them, and add salt and pepper, and ship them off to Venezuela.
Sounds like a job for Billy The Exterminator
Market dead nutria as the perfect fertilizer for cannibas plants.
Eat them.
They’re pretty tasty.
And it’s true that I Will eat about anything.
5.56mm
Why the heck would you name it Nutria? It sounds like a sugar substitute, not an animal.
What we need here is a gobblement PRO-gram...getcha hole bunch a rat instructors to go into the Nutria school systems, and teach all them little rat-faced critters the joys, the thrills, the downright high-livin-est extasies of the homo-rat-sexualist lifestyle, and their inalienable right to wallow in the trough of same-sex indulgence. Make sure they all know how ridiculously passé opposite sex relations are, and how only hateful, stupid rats procreate. And teach them about abortions, just in case they put tab A into slot B by mistake. Problem solved, all by the magic of the Gobblement that knows everything, so you don’t have to.
Tell the Mexicans that nutria are valuable and that it’s illegal to steal them.
That’ll solve the problem.
can’t they let the Chinese restaurant owners “pick their own”, like strawberries? they’d be put to good use! and maybe a fur coat with every $50.00 purchase.
So were not talking about the dominant political party running California?
There are enough wacky CA chefs who could turn this into a trending menu item.
Maybe put them in Nutraloaf (and the name even matches).
The jailbirds in solitary might not notice the difference or might even appreciate the change of recipe.
Just grep them out and pipe them to dev null...
Its a rodent so depending on how Richard Gere is feeling there might be a reduction of one more in the wild.
looks like a woodchuck.
They look like woodchucks.