[C19fan]

Big Brother is listening to you. Is one allowed to turn off the device?

[Architect of Avalon]

Planting listening devices in everyone’s rooms is bad.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

“...Missouri’s capitol city?”

[punknpuss]

Also, conditioning young people to rely on computers rather than learn things on their own. Computer-reliance, not self-reliance.

[Celerity]

You can burn the entire campus down by asking Alexa to “..play Alex Jones podcast”

or ask it what gender it is.

[cuban leaf]

It would be fun to hang around by one and say, “so, we’ll plant the bomb under those bushes over there and use your trakfone to detonate. How about 9:00 tonight?

All the time wearing groucho glasses.

Hey, it’s a private conversation and we were just discussing the plot for our new book.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

The Alexa-enabled Echo Dots will be programmed to answer over 100 specific questions about the campus and student activities,

Alexa, where can I find the nearest men's room?

Looking for a men's room is a gender crime. I'm reporting you to the student revolutionary court for prosecution. You will be informed of the verdict after the trial is done.

[Hattie]

Some day these Alexas will spout commie propaganda all day long and you won’t be able to shut it off. Programed by the dem party.

[VaeVictis]

Alternate Title: University installing listening devices across all dorm rooms: Get caught talking Pro-Trump, get expelled?

[PGR88]

What the hell is a Billiken?

[petro45acp]

2+2=5

KYPD

[Zathras]

Not very secure and very unwise.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Monitoring for micro-aggressions, no doubt.