My wife and I have an understanding. I don't date 17 year olds, or anyone else, and she doesn't kill me in my sleep and bury me in our back yard with our dead dog.
Back when Slick Willy got caught using Monica Lewinsky to relieve his urges in the Oval Office, Congressman Dick Armey was asked what he would do if he were in Clinton's position. His response:
"If I were, I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife say: 'How do I reload this thing?'"