An elderly couple are watching tv one evening when the husband says “I feel like a bowl ice cream. You want one?”
The wife replies “Yes, that would be great. I’d like vanilla with fudge, chopped nuts, a few slices of banana, and a cherry. You know, you’d better write this down. Your memory isn’t what it used to be.”
“I’ve got it, I’ve got it” the husband replied, bothered.
The wife can hear her husband in the kitchen turning on the stove, opening the fridge, mixing something with a whisk. She gets angrier and angrier as she sits there listening to him obviously not preparing a sundae.
He comes into the room a while later with a full breakfast tray. Eggs, bacon, toast, and coffee.
The wife shakes here head, completely vexed and says...
“You old fool! I told you to write it down! Where’s my oatmeal?”
Two senior citizen couples were going out to dinner. The men were in the front seats, the women in the back. The guy in the passenger seat turns to the driver, “You know we went to this great Italian restaurant last week. The food was really good, the service was impeccable and the prices were very reasonable.”
“What was the name of it?”, his friend asks.
“Gosh, what WAS the name. Hmm, let me think. Wait, wait, I think I got it...um...what do you call that flower that has a long green stem, a bud on the end and has thorns?”
“You mean a rose?”, his friend replies.
“Yeah, yeah, that’s it!”, he answers and turns toward the back seat saying, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of that Italian restaurant we went to last week?”