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To: ConservativeWarrior; sodpoodle

Two senior citizen couples were going out to dinner. The men were in the front seats, the women in the back. The guy in the passenger seat turns to the driver, “You know we went to this great Italian restaurant last week. The food was really good, the service was impeccable and the prices were very reasonable.”

“What was the name of it?”, his friend asks.

“Gosh, what WAS the name. Hmm, let me think. Wait, wait, I think I got it...um...what do you call that flower that has a long green stem, a bud on the end and has thorns?”

“You mean a rose?”, his friend replies.

“Yeah, yeah, that’s it!”, he answers and turns toward the back seat saying, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of that Italian restaurant we went to last week?”


18 posted on 08/14/2018 8:07:10 PM PDT by boatbums (Not by works of righteousness which we have done but according to His mercy he saved us.)
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To: boatbums
A policeman noticed a car with four elderly ladies going very slow on the interstate. He pulled them over and asked them why they were going so slow.
The driver said. The speed limit sign said 40 miles per hour. The officer said no maam, that is the interstate number the speed limit is 65.
He started to leave and noticed the other ladies looked upset. He asked the driver, Are these ladies alright? They seem pretty upset.
The driver said, I guess so. They started acting that way when we got on I-95.
19 posted on 08/15/2018 6:30:21 AM PDT by Know et al ( Keep on Freepin'!!!)
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