[Big Red Badger]

Either you live in
A Gun Shop
Or
Your Danny Trejo!

[editor-surveyor]

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These days, you have to live in a gun shop.

[yarddog]

I usually just keep one weapon handy in my car. In the rest of my house are a lot more but they are not instantly ready. I have outlived almost all my family with only a Daughter and her family living a thousand miles away. For some reason, the idea of someone sneaking up on me while I am asleep has always bothered me.

I do keep a few more near outside doors. Also a couple hidden outdoors. I live in a rural area.

I just realized there is also a pole axe leaning against the wall. I can’t imagine a situation where I would use it, but there it is anyway.