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| 8/9/2018
| Hoosier4Liberty
Posted on 08/09/2018 4:20:52 AM PDT by IamConservative
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To: IamConservative
An old song that aptly describes the feelings people from Wisconsin have for FIBs from Illinois who come up to go to college.
The Waunakee song
To: Skybird
Here are some oldies from Huskerland.
Did you hear that they were forced to install astroturf at Bill Snyder Family Stadium?
The cheerleaders kept eating the grass.
Who do all the trees in Nebraska lean to the east?
Cuz Iowa sucks
What do Tom Osborne and Billy Graham have in common?
They are the only two men in America that can cause a crowd of 76,000 to yell “Jesus Christ” at the same time.
Why does Tom Osborne eat his cornflakes on a plate?
Because if they are in a bowl he’ll lose them.
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posted on
08/09/2018 7:31:00 AM PDT
by
Big Red Clay
(Greetings from the Big Red State)
To: Buckeye McFrog
If an Oregon alum married an Oregon State alum, would their kid look like a platypus?
just askin'
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posted on
08/09/2018 7:39:07 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(When you talk to a politician...ANY politician...always say, "Remember Ceausescu")
To: IamConservative
My Alma Mater plays possum football.
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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posted on
08/09/2018 7:42:29 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: IamConservative
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posted on
08/09/2018 7:48:18 AM PDT
by
Bratch
("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
To: IamConservative
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posted on
08/09/2018 7:55:43 AM PDT
by
Quilla
To: Quilla
For you from a Tennessee alum:
Two fan sat drinking in a bar...One had on an Auburn sweatshirt, the other a Tennessee sweatshirt...They were pretty well drunk...
The UT guy looked at the Auburn guy and asked “What’s that mean on your shirt?”
The Auburn guy pointed to each letter and said “AlabamaUsuallyBeatsUsRedNecks...”
The Auburn asked the same of the Tennessee guy and he said, also pointing to the letters “UsToo...”
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posted on
08/09/2018 8:01:33 AM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: Tell It Right
That game was going to happen no matter what, because they had a big contract with ESPN to televise it. It was a night game, and Paulson Stadium didn't have lights. So they brought in these trucks with light towers, one of which almost blew over.
My brother was there too, he has a poster of that picture in #3, so he's a bigger fan than I am. 8~)
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posted on
08/09/2018 9:09:19 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: Gamecock
Why do Clempson fans wear orange?
So they can do their court ordered community service by picking up trash along the highway after the game.
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posted on
08/09/2018 10:17:19 AM PDT
by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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