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PD: Florida woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed giant spider was on her
ABC News ^ | Aug 7, 2018 | Mary Stringini

Posted on 08/07/2018 4:41:37 PM PDT by McGruff

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — A Florida woman was arrested on Sunday after police say she stripped naked and ran around at a public park because she believed a giant spider was on her and she had to get away from it.

According to an arrest report, Teeples was "acting erratically and rubbing her hair and breasts while screaming and running between two trees."

Post Miranda, police say that Teeples admitted to recently using drugs such as crack cocaine, spice and crystal meth. She also said that she believed a giant spider was on her and she had to get away from it.

Teeples was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs.

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TOPICS: Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dopersrights; drugs; florida; floridawoman; floriduh; getitoffgetitoff; legalizeit; meth; publicnudity; taxthehelloutofit
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Offense Description: PROSTITUTION (PRIOR VIOLATION)


41 posted on 08/07/2018 5:21:42 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

She would make a fine candidate for Mayor of Detroit


42 posted on 08/07/2018 5:25:50 PM PDT by realcleanguy
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To: Cold Heart

Amen


43 posted on 08/07/2018 5:26:27 PM PDT by winodog
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To: Vendome

She’s a very kinky girl,
The kind you don’t take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down,
Once you get her off the street.…


44 posted on 08/07/2018 5:26:51 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: Springman

ping.


45 posted on 08/07/2018 5:28:43 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: tx_eggman

Not too bad with her Bed-Hair, Farrah Fawcet look.
If she keeps doping, she will lose those looks, maybe a few teeth as well.


46 posted on 08/07/2018 5:31:50 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: McGruff

They call it Planet FloriDUH for a reason. :P


47 posted on 08/07/2018 5:32:33 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: Kriggerel

Living close to the Everglades maybe it was real.


48 posted on 08/07/2018 5:42:55 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: Moonman62

Maybe it was an endangered blind spider. A “protected” species.


49 posted on 08/07/2018 6:01:56 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: McGruff
Bill Clinton the spider..............

Not surprised.....

50 posted on 08/07/2018 6:03:20 PM PDT by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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To: a fool in paradise

Hehehe . . now don’t go getting all technical on me ! I’m talkin’ about “organ’s” ya can see from a passing vehicle. This talk of multiple sex organs is makin’ me a bit nervous.


51 posted on 08/07/2018 6:06:05 PM PDT by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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To: McGruff

I’m picturing her to look like that woman on Breaking Bad who killed her husband with an ATM machine.


52 posted on 08/07/2018 6:08:37 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: a fool in paradise

That looks like Michael Jackson.


53 posted on 08/07/2018 6:08:38 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: tx_eggman

She’s not bad once you get the spider off of her.


54 posted on 08/07/2018 6:13:49 PM PDT by Terry Mross (On some threads it's best to go jst inraight to the comments.)
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To: McGruff

Leave Florida off the title and let us guess, next time, lol.


55 posted on 08/07/2018 6:19:09 PM PDT by cicero2k
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To: McGruff

I swear, I only do that once or twice a week.


56 posted on 08/07/2018 6:43:47 PM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: Moonman62
Boris the Spider reference.
57 posted on 08/07/2018 6:45:37 PM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: snooter55
She's got more than one? Yes, but this is a family-safe site and I can't mention the other ones for fear of censorship.
58 posted on 08/07/2018 6:50:24 PM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: McGruff
No pictures please.

Too Late!


59 posted on 08/07/2018 6:55:26 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: McGruff

I miss the good ones while at work.


60 posted on 08/07/2018 7:38:43 PM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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