Posted on 08/06/2018 7:04:22 PM PDT by EdnaMode
With reboots being the biggest craze in Hollywood, it might be fun to predict which classic (and not so classic) shows might be rebooted next.
1. Mister/Miss Ed.
In this reboot, the famed talking horse is gender fluid and trans species. On some days, the horse identifies as male, and others as female. He/she/xe also identifies as a cat, a penguin, and a rooster on occasion.
2. Punky Brewster
In this reboot. Punky, an undocumented immigrant from Mexico is separated from her parents at the border. Her parents are deported and Punky is adopted by Henry, her new foster father.
3. Mary Richards
In this remake of The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Lena Dunham stars as Mary Richards. Set on election night in 2016, the pilot shows as a staff of journalists coming to grips with the election of Donald Trump.
4. Cheers
In this remake, a group of gay friends gather together at the local gay bar. They must deal with homophobia on a weekly basis. Sam the bartender is gender binary who is addressed as "they" and "them" by "their" colleagues.
5. ER
Set in East Los Angeles, the show features a cast of illegal alien characters who use the local ER as their primary care physician.
6. I Love Lucy
Ricky Ricardo, an undocumented Mexican immigrant and musician, marries Lucy, a transgender aspiring actress. Their landlords are Fred and Ethel, who are undocumented immigrants from Somalia.
7. Saved by the Bell: The Activist Years.
Jessie, Kelly and Lisa, who are now college professors at UCLA, must fight their sexist male fellow professors, who all earn more money than they do.
8. I Married David
Based on the short lived sitcom "I Married Dora." This series features a wealthy man who marries his undocumented housekeeper. This time, the housekeeper is a gay man and MS13 gang member and the two men marry in the pilot.
That ‘90s Show
Well, since the original had a gay character. For those who didn't pick up the clues, they even had an episode: "Floyd, the Gay Deceiver". (Probably an inside joke back in those days.) Season 3, Episode 9. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0512479/
Hogan’s Heroes, now set in one of the Trump concentration camps the left says us coming.
We know, and history shows, that it’s the left that locks up their political opponents.
Ping.
Ping.
Gilligan’s Island - Seven people try to eke out an existence in a world altered by radical climate change (they live on an island that is actually Pike’s Peak).
My Favorite Guatemalan.
Touché!
Knight Rider, where Kit is a bike, in a post-fossil fuel ecological world.
Combat! - Viewers follow a plucky band of Antifa activists as they stick it to the Man, and bash the fash!
“Batman and Robin” get married - a sequel.
Now, for the first time, you’ll learn what really went on under those caps.
Also, “Catwoman marries Rin Tin Tin” - the first great interspecies wedding on the Big Screen.
“The Adams Family, New Blood”.
Adam Schiff marries Nancy Pelosi, the parents. Michael Moore plays their son. Sarah Silverman plays their daughter. Maxine Waters plays “Aunt IT”. Bill Clinton plays “The Hand” and John Kerry plays, who else, “LURCH”.
Hee! Haw!
Please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top.
H*A*S*H
Where draft dodger doctors get baked on medical marijuana.
That Girl...Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stars in a hilarious comedy where she...shows her ignorance on ANY subject.
I also had Mary Tyler Moore, starring Jim Acosta with him twirling and tossing a pussy hat in the opening.
“Well it’s you, Jim, and you should know it,
With each scream and every little insult you show it!
Hate is all around the White House press room,
Sarah calls on you, though you’re a rude goon,
You’re gonna make it (suck) after all!”
Julia’s Child..
.A statuesque mademoiselle with a high pitched voice was born in France and becomes an early achiever. She moves to America as a 20 y/o, and is well known in New York as a cook for the wealthy. Julia’s secret passion is reading spy novels, her dream is to actually become a spy. Julia gets her chance during WW2. Her fluency in French plus vivacious personality makes her valuable to Pres. Roosevelt.
While on mission in Germany, Julia befriends a local restaurant owner; Bertha. Bertha dies during a night of bombing. Bertha’s child Joachim is left behind. Julia informally “adopts” Joachim, and changes his name to
Jean-Pierre. Jean-Pierre travels to New York with Julia and is now known as her 7 y/o son. This show describes their life together in New York City, just after the end of WW2.
LOL, that’s great. :D
Married with Children.
The original Bundys were boring compared to these Bundys ...
Butch dyke Alice is married to Peg, a lipstick lesbian,.former stripper hooker with a penchant for running progressive households while working as a jr vice president of a company with a glass cieling that she’s trying to shatter. Alice is the stay at home mom that does little work and reminices about her high school antics when she played field hockey and scored 4 goals in a single game.
They have two kids that were sired by their gay black neighbor Jefferson during an LSD trip ... Kellicourage, a flat chested, lard assed progressive activist that struggles between eating 4 pizzas a day and telling Antifa troops what to disrupt while she hides and eats, and Buddy, a bicurious queer gender fluid gay transgender dancer that sometimes identifies as an apple or potato salad.
Join them each week as they complain about how miserable it is to live in the United States despite peg pulling down over $500k/year working at the Organic Shoe Company, LLC that’s owned by an evil white man that hates everyone that isn’t white because white people are vile.
Batman is a concerned and caring pedo and Robin his rambunctious but loving 12 year old sidekick.
LOL, that’s hilarious.
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