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To: ClearCase_guy

If you shoot a car?

It blows up.

Cars that crash always blow up.

Everyone knows this.


10 posted on 08/04/2018 7:08:18 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: gaijin; ClearCase_guy

Don’t forget that all computers have 1980’s-vintage GUI’s, and have slow-moving progress bars when copying or deleting files.


26 posted on 08/04/2018 7:20:17 AM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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To: gaijin

And if a car sideswipes a parked vehicle, it will launch 10 feet in the air, flip over, and explode into flames before hitting the ground. I know this is true because I’ve seen a few episodes of “The A-Team.”


35 posted on 08/04/2018 7:30:05 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: gaijin

And if you shoot a cowboy or an Indian riding a horse, the horse falls down.


38 posted on 08/04/2018 7:34:50 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: gaijin

They do in the movies, just like oxygen tanks. One shot, one kill. And everybody who gets shot is thrown back 20 feet.

Good old Hollywood. Butchering reality since 1920.


65 posted on 08/04/2018 9:44:44 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (End the Mueller Gestapo now. Free the Donald.)
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