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Burn him at the stake!

Everyone knows that no woman would ever lie.

1 posted on 08/03/2018 8:38:09 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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If he was trying to find God, it was the wrong place to look.


2 posted on 08/03/2018 8:40:24 PM PDT by txrefugee
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Was it an attractive breast? r did it belong to an attractive woman?


3 posted on 08/03/2018 8:41:17 PM PDT by umgud
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His last remarks before being suspended:
“I have just made a most startling discovery, and just by using my hands! But first, I need to repeat the experiment a couple of times.”


4 posted on 08/03/2018 8:44:34 PM PDT by lee martell
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Who knew an astrophysicist could be fired for exploring a heavenly body?


6 posted on 08/03/2018 8:46:13 PM PDT by PTBAA
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Going where no man has gone before...


7 posted on 08/03/2018 8:46:17 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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8 posted on 08/03/2018 8:46:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Was it wrong ? Should he not have done that ?


10 posted on 08/03/2018 8:48:33 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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high-profile astrophysicist and atheist Lawrence Krauss

Maybe he was hoping she'd use a rolling pin on him so he could see stars.

11 posted on 08/03/2018 8:49:00 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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Spent a month in Australia once. You could be very busy there!! :>)


12 posted on 08/03/2018 8:49:17 PM PDT by TaMoDee (The Pack will be back in 2018! Go Pack!!)
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This shows how important it is to closely read those cultural notes you get before visiting another country.

In Austria, AUSTRIA, you greet women by grabbing their boobs.

In Australia, you shake hands.


13 posted on 08/03/2018 8:49:39 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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14 posted on 08/03/2018 8:50:14 PM PDT by kanawa (Trump Loves a Great Deal)
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So? Context?


15 posted on 08/03/2018 8:50:58 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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I was just trying to keep abreast of the latest information!


17 posted on 08/03/2018 8:53:15 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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18 posted on 08/03/2018 8:53:40 PM PDT by TChad
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But in countless parallel universes, he didn’t.


19 posted on 08/03/2018 8:53:52 PM PDT by NoLibZone (If Putin flies to Mexico, crosses the border illegally, he can vote in San Francisco.)
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I don't believe these stories anymore.

I'm a guy and just find it hard to believe that any guy would get a thrill grabbing some random woman's breast at a conference. Outside of certain particular intimate and private situations, normal men don't get a thrill by touching a breast.

I can very well see something happening by accident, a bump or what-have-you, but deliberate? Not likely.
 

21 posted on 08/03/2018 8:54:53 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
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Here he is winning a special atheist award in 2016.

22 posted on 08/03/2018 8:56:41 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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Hey, get a load of these Andromedas!


32 posted on 08/03/2018 9:24:02 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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Award-winning SF writer Harlan Ellison adjusted the alignment of fellow SF writer Connie Willis' breast live, in front of a large audience, at WorldCon in 2006.

She laughed it off, and nothing came of it, except for embarrassment.

35 posted on 08/03/2018 9:45:45 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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If there's any irony in this situation it's that Krauss recently wrote a book where he tried to show that the entire universe came from nothing.

Now he's probably thinking he did nothing and is now in a world ... or many worlds ... of hurt.

45 posted on 08/03/2018 10:11:19 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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