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To: BenLurkin
"We assure you that Takis are safe to eat, but should be enjoyed in moderation as part of a well-balanced diet."

I know they have to say that, but a rebuttal always comes to mind immediately: Ok, which "part" of that well-balanced diet are they? It's like the Saturday cartoon commercials that show you that Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs are "part of a good breakfast", that already-good breakfast being scrambled eggs, a cup of orange juice, buttered toast, and a glass of milk.

31 posted on 07/24/2018 7:41:40 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: jiggyboy
Whatever you do, people, don't fat shame this useless eater.

Those damn chips. Somebody should sue the chip company.

Bagster


35 posted on 07/24/2018 7:44:35 AM PDT by bagster ( "Even bad men love their mamas.")
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41 posted on 07/24/2018 7:47:50 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: jiggyboy
Ok, which "part" of that well-balanced diet are they?

A 16-ounce bag of spicy Cheetos in one hand, and a pint of cold beer in the other. Well balanced ;-)

54 posted on 07/24/2018 7:58:57 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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