Posted on 07/24/2018 6:19:34 AM PDT by EdnaMode
A Massachusetts man was arrested after police said he stripped down inside a Planet Fitness in Plaistow.
Police said Eric Stagno, 34, of Haverhill, Massachusetts, walked into the gym and removed his clothing. He walked back and forth a couple times before settling in on the yoga mats.
When officers arrived, they found him completely nude in a "yoga-type position."
"Well I just moved out here, so this is a 'Live Free or Die' state, so anything's free," gym member Doug Wilson said.
"To me, it's like, 'What did you smoke before you came to the gym?'" gym member Kat Lancaster said. "No, I don't think you should be at the gym naked."
Stagno, who is not a member of the gym, was arrested without incident and was charged with indecent exposure/lewdness and disorderly conduct.
"That's not right at all. Why would you do that? People are uncomfortable. Make you uncomfortable. That's weird," gym member Tony Nachef said.
Police said the only statement Stagno made was that he thought Planet Fitness was a “judgment-free zone," apparently referencing the chain’s slogan.
"It's a judgment-free zone, right? That's what he said, right?" gym member April Story said.
Stagno was released on a $1,000 personal recognizance bail and is scheduled for arraignment on Sept. 21.
Plaistow is in New Hampshire.
There are plenty of nudists into this yoga stuff.
Maybe he should’ve stepped into the women’s locker room to disrobe first.
IIRC, The Greek root word “gymnos” means “naked”.
The jerk has to be a brainless Liberal.
His long hair covered his ass, what’s the problem?
The “no judgement” slogan came about during the PC tranny bathroom war. PF jumped right on board and has terminated memberships of women who complain about naked men being in the “womens” changing room.
More like the “eat $h!t and Die” state.
Yeah he looks normal. NOT
This is making me think of a Monty Python character, but I can't put my finger on it...
I thought that was New Jersey........................
Oops. Sorry, missed that. A Massachusetts man.......led me to think it was in Massachusetts.
Sacha Baron Cohen?.............................
No worries, my friend! This is my neck of the woods, and I'm just totally psyched one of Haverhill's finest is representing us in true lunatic fashion.
Very fitting for this situation.
I added it as a keyword.
Burn the yoga mat!
Plaistow is in NH...right over the border from Mass
Princess Grey Beaver will get his vote in 2020.
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And he’s still upset that Hillary lost.
Sounds like this one will tie-up our entire court system for the next thirteen years.
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