How about imagining him as a Senior member of the premier law enforcement/investigative agency of the [BLEEP]ing country?
....I'd better go over to our grand daughter's and help put her little girl in bed for the night. Nothing like reading a bedtime story to that little angel to get my head squared away and after a day like this, I really need it.
I say that because he just reminds me of my first computer job. My boss’s boss had this demeanor about him that you thought he could eat your soul. One company outing a friend and I did a crap ton of illegal substances and alcohol and wound up superglueing everything in the hotel room.
I wound up in his office the following Monday. I kept my job.