I new an auto A/C repairman many years ago in Houston that got a lot of sex from female “customers” that were in a financial bind.
A former classmate of mine was an appliance repair technician for a well-known chain store. At a class reunion, he was talking about the surprising amount of sex-in-lieu-of-payment offers he got when doing repairs on-site. It was more a tale of woe than a guy bragging to his old buddies, the gist of it being:
a. many of the women who made the offer were less than alluring for one reason or another
b. after a while, he just wanted to fix the damned machine and leave regardless of anyone's desirability.
His forlorn expression and deadpan delivery were unintentionally hilarious, and he was kind of upset that any of us found humor in his situation. Considering that he was something of a horndog in high school, it all seemed out of character from him.
Mr. niteowl77
A senior couple returned to a Corvette dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $85,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $72,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."
Six years of college and no housewife ever asked me to help her with her Kant.
I told my friend how hot our plumber is and he told me there is a whole genre of “plumber porn.” What??! Lol.