Beat me to it.....
I was goofin’ around with my Dad one day and held a measuring tape up to him as if I was measuring him top to bottom, side to side.
He asked me what I was doing...so I told him I was seeing how much room he’d take up in the freezer; I wasn’t going to let his SS checks stop coming even after he was gone, LOL!
Yeah, we’re a weird combo, me and my Dad!
Come to find out a while later, some local guy really DID do this when his Mother died and got away with it for a number of years! *GASP*