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1 posted on 07/11/2018 9:40:10 AM PDT by lowbridge
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“Honey, why are you slowing down? Rev that motor up!” YAWN....zzzzz. Lights out.


39 posted on 07/11/2018 10:03:30 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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I am a professional mechanic, and in my over forty years of experience, no woman ever offered me that kind of installment plan.
40 posted on 07/11/2018 10:04:54 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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Testing the hydraulics cost them
41 posted on 07/11/2018 10:05:28 AM PDT by llevrok (Established 1950.)
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Well what kind of mechanic doesnt take necessary precautions to avoid CO poisoning?


49 posted on 07/11/2018 10:14:02 AM PDT by MrRelevant
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This sounds like a bit of Christmas in July.


50 posted on 07/11/2018 10:14:59 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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Sometimes a problem just takes care of itself.


51 posted on 07/11/2018 10:15:24 AM PDT by SamAdams76 ( Have you eaten your bone marrow today?)
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Sad. A good mechanic is hard to replace.


56 posted on 07/11/2018 10:23:44 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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Good marrige,they dont even talk about car repairs.
Sounds like a blessing in disguise


59 posted on 07/11/2018 10:26:59 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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They died from the fumes, after they both accidentally shot themselves in the back of the head twice before tripping and falling on a knife


66 posted on 07/11/2018 10:38:05 AM PDT by newnhdad (Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
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One night a pair of newlyweds were at home

The wife said to her husband, “Honey, can you fix the faucet...it’s dripping”?
The husband replied...”What! Do I look like a plumber?”

A few days later, the back door lock broke

The wife asked her husband, “Honey, can you fix the broken lock on the back door”?
The husband replied...”What! Do I look like a locksmith?”

Later that week the husband and to go out of town on business.

When he came home his wife said “Honey, why you were out of town the water heater
broke down. The neighbor said he’d fix it if I baked him a cake or have sex with him”.

The husband replied “Well, what did you do?”

The wife retorted “What do I look like, a baker???”


67 posted on 07/11/2018 10:39:53 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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Did the car get fixed? This guy sounds more like a body man ...


68 posted on 07/11/2018 11:16:15 AM PDT by IronJack
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Was the husband’s name Andy?


69 posted on 07/11/2018 11:18:11 AM PDT by pas
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Sort of seems like a Florida man story. What do you think?


70 posted on 07/11/2018 11:23:28 AM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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The other form of auto erotic asphyxiation.


78 posted on 07/11/2018 11:48:02 AM PDT by Cooter (Radicals always try to force crises because in a crisis, everyone must choose sides. - J. Goldberg)
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Either that’s the dumbest mechanic in the world (several times over) or the husband did it.

Sometimes carbon monoxide smells like Karma.


79 posted on 07/11/2018 11:57:56 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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well...thats a disaster


81 posted on 07/11/2018 12:15:04 PM PDT by se_ohio_buckwye
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Keepin it real in Joisey!


85 posted on 07/11/2018 1:05:17 PM PDT by freedomlover
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And he’s gonna miss that mechanic!!!

(I know I know I got to this thread far too late)


87 posted on 07/11/2018 1:07:10 PM PDT by freedomlover
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This event lends itself to another record-breaking posting-blitz of humor...


93 posted on 07/11/2018 1:16:20 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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Newark, NJ, Essex County. Obamaland.


94 posted on 07/11/2018 1:17:24 PM PDT by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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