1 posted on
07/11/2018 9:40:10 AM PDT by
lowbridge
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To: lowbridge
“Honey, why are you slowing down? Rev that motor up!” YAWN....zzzzz. Lights out.
To: lowbridge
I am a professional mechanic, and in my over forty years of experience, no woman ever offered me that kind of installment plan.
40 posted on
07/11/2018 10:04:54 AM PDT by
gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
To: lowbridge
Testing the hydraulics cost them
41 posted on
07/11/2018 10:05:28 AM PDT by
llevrok
(Established 1950.)
To: lowbridge
Well what kind of mechanic doesnt take necessary precautions to avoid CO poisoning?
To: lowbridge
This sounds like a bit of Christmas in July.
To: lowbridge
Sometimes a problem just takes care of itself.
51 posted on
07/11/2018 10:15:24 AM PDT by
SamAdams76
( Have you eaten your bone marrow today?)
To: lowbridge
Sad. A good mechanic is hard to replace.
56 posted on
07/11/2018 10:23:44 AM PDT by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: lowbridge
Good marrige,they dont even talk about car repairs.
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
To: All
They died from the fumes, after they both accidentally shot themselves in the back of the head twice before tripping and falling on a knife
66 posted on
07/11/2018 10:38:05 AM PDT by
newnhdad
(Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
To: lowbridge
One night a pair of newlyweds were at home
The wife said to her husband, “Honey, can you fix the faucet...it’s dripping”?
The husband replied...”What! Do I look like a plumber?”
A few days later, the back door lock broke
The wife asked her husband, “Honey, can you fix the broken lock on the back door”?
The husband replied...”What! Do I look like a locksmith?”
Later that week the husband and to go out of town on business.
When he came home his wife said “Honey, why you were out of town the water heater
broke down. The neighbor said he’d fix it if I baked him a cake or have sex with him”.
The husband replied “Well, what did you do?”
The wife retorted “What do I look like, a baker???”
67 posted on
07/11/2018 10:39:53 AM PDT by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is what I read in the papers.)
To: lowbridge
Did the car get fixed? This guy sounds more like a body man ...
68 posted on
07/11/2018 11:16:15 AM PDT by
IronJack
To: lowbridge
Was the husband’s name Andy?
69 posted on
07/11/2018 11:18:11 AM PDT by
pas
To: lowbridge
Sort of seems like a Florida man story. What do you think?
To: lowbridge
The other form of auto erotic asphyxiation.
78 posted on
07/11/2018 11:48:02 AM PDT by
Cooter
(Radicals always try to force crises because in a crisis, everyone must choose sides. - J. Goldberg)
To: lowbridge
Either that’s the dumbest mechanic in the world (several times over) or the husband did it.
Sometimes carbon monoxide smells like Karma.
79 posted on
07/11/2018 11:57:56 AM PDT by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: lowbridge
To: lowbridge
Keepin it real in Joisey!
To: lowbridge
And he’s gonna miss that mechanic!!!
(I know I know I got to this thread far too late)
To: lowbridge
This event lends itself to another record-breaking posting-blitz of humor...
93 posted on
07/11/2018 1:16:20 PM PDT by
SuperLuminal
(Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
To: lowbridge
Newark, NJ, Essex County. Obamaland.
94 posted on
07/11/2018 1:17:24 PM PDT by
jmacusa
("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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