Posted on 07/11/2018 9:40:10 AM PDT by lowbridge
Agatha Christie came to mind for me too!
Apparently one distracted with other plumbing.
In the heat of passion, they probably
had the AC on. Garages get pretty hot
(in more ways than one), in July.
Still laughing!
You win!
They died from the fumes, after they both accidentally shot themselves in the back of the head twice before tripping and falling on a knife
One night a pair of newlyweds were at home
The wife said to her husband, “Honey, can you fix the faucet...it’s dripping”?
The husband replied...”What! Do I look like a plumber?”
A few days later, the back door lock broke
The wife asked her husband, “Honey, can you fix the broken lock on the back door”?
The husband replied...”What! Do I look like a locksmith?”
Later that week the husband and to go out of town on business.
When he came home his wife said “Honey, why you were out of town the water heater
broke down. The neighbor said he’d fix it if I baked him a cake or have sex with him”.
The husband replied “Well, what did you do?”
The wife retorted “What do I look like, a baker???”
Did the car get fixed? This guy sounds more like a body man ...
Was the husband’s name Andy?
Sort of seems like a Florida man story. What do you think?
Air Conditioning on, venting in outside air...
Case closed
I told my friend how hot our plumber is and he told me there is a whole genre of “plumber porn.” What??! Lol.
A hot garage, AC on in the car...predictable results.
I knew a family that used to joke about it. The grandfather owned a multinational trading co. His three children inherited it, the two sons ran it. My friend’s elderly mom was the daughter so she would just get her piece in a multi million dollar check each year. The kids were definitely planning a Weekend at Bernie’s to keep those checks coming in!
Ok, that is hysterical.
“Staged by the husband?”
That was my first thought!
Rodney Dangerfield:
“My wife screams a lot during sex. I walk into the room and she yells ‘What are you doing home early!!??’”
Omg that is hilarious! Sorry, dad, I should have done more deals for you! Though he was pretty good at getting deals.
The other form of auto erotic asphyxiation.
Either that’s the dumbest mechanic in the world (several times over) or the husband did it.
Sometimes carbon monoxide smells like Karma.
It bee's July hot! Ain't gonna get none widout the air a goin.
I'm impressed he lasted long enough to die from CO poisoning.
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